chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

4/20/14, 108 notes VIA SOURCE

pleatedjeans:

via

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

Fig. 37. Lord Voldemort’s Heart

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

4/20/14, 181 notes VIA

the-inspired-lesbian:

Love & Lesbians♡

4/20/14, 283 notes VIA

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

4/20/14, 107 notes VIA SOURCE
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