May 2013
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
mychemcalromance:
roses are red
tumblr is blue
nobody likes you
so fuck off yahoo
poopingdemons:
lbr im just 60% rage and 40% hungry
hiryu96:
kitty-cat-angel:
flower-fairie:
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
I had to.
You nailed it.
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
thediagonallie:
findadventure:
victoryjobs:
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
obviously
not the case
#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
poopflow:
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my computer
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
imadeapromisetoalady:
gayblowjob:
catsandcunts:
is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin’ pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl
this so much
it’s also equally difficult being a femme lesbian, because everyone assumes that you are straight.
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
