zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
mychemcalromance: roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo
poopingdemons: lbr im just 60% rage and 40% hungry
hiryu96: kitty-cat-angel: flower-fairie: you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish I had to. You nailed it.
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
thediagonallie: findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD
poopflow: cause of death: second hand embarrassment
mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my computer
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
imadeapromisetoalady: gayblowjob: catsandcunts: is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin’ pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl this so much it’s also equally difficult being a femme lesbian, because everyone assumes that you are straight.
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great