July 2012
Plot Twist: Your OTP is happy.
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friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
my mom was using my laptop →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”
little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius
god damn i’m funny
jeszing:
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
how is it almost august im like 100% sure it was new years yesterday
World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
Britain: Country side in a stadium.
Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
Britain: 50 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
World: But Beijing had-
Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.