faithluvscabadre asked you: 

(918): I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog.

and use the pic where their trying to give Beck a dog- x3

(780): Do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone?

(912): Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life’s juggling act in progress here.

(605): How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

Friends with Benefits

(409): You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your “ship” because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.

(207): I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7.

(619): Be still, my beating vagina.

(412): Don’t forget Friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. Winner gets $50.

(+44): Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

(248): Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.

(614): I don’t like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.

I don’t know if the message comes from Jade or from Tori but either way it makes sense, right? Hahaha!

(904): Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.

(208): I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn’t mind.

(+44): I’m sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.